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The New Stuff


1.We're not as perverted as u think we all r
2. No mattr what u say, ur ex-boyfriend is a loser.
3.We like u to give us hugs n kisses sometimes too.
4.Don't argue with us whn we call u beautiful.

5.Don't treat us like crap, what goes around comes around.

6. We noe u're pretty, that's one of the reasons we're going out with u.

7. Don't go into detail abt ur period, it scares us.

8. If u hv cramps n we ask u what's wrong, jst tell us it's that time of the month n nothing more.

9. If u really liked us for us, u wud let us think that our mustache, beard, or sideburns looked cool.

10. Never ask us if u can put makeup on's jst wrong.

12. don't make bets abt us, bcoz one of ur friends will tell us, if u don't.

13. when we tell u that u're not fat, believe us.

14. We may not be able to pee accurately all of the time, but at least we cn stand up n go pee.

15. Just coz u think u're always right, doesn't mean that u don't hv to apologize whn u do something "wrong."

16. You expect us to say n do sweet things for u, but it wud be nice if u did the same evry once in a while. we like to noe that u love us.

17. We can't always be spontaneous, so try to help us make the plans sometimes.

18. Don't ask us to beat up anothr guy for u, coz u might get what u wish for.

19. Never kick us in the nuts "just to see wht we wud say". that's just mean.

20. Never pretend like u r going to break up with us n laugh whn we believe u.

21. size doesn't mattr, except to idiots who don't wnt a relationship.

22. if u wnt us to put the seat down whn we're done u shud put it up whn u're done.

23. Don't tell us how cute ur ex-boyfriend was...that doesn't turn us on.

24. and remember: the way to a guys heart is through his stomach.. n maybe..oh nvr mind.

25. Never ask us to kiss othr guys...u might be that comfy with ur friends, but to us it's jst wrong.

26. we always notice how funny it is After ur rip out our heart, stick it down our throat n still wnt to be friends.

27. and last but not least: we noe u're not always right, but we'll pretend like u r anyway.


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